How to talk to girls

Step 1. Find a girl to talk to.
Step 2. Approach the female.
Step 3. Wave and greet the girl using greetings such as "Hello" or "Good [Time of Day]
Step 4. Talk about something relevant or interesting about the current time and life you both happen to exist in.
Step 5. [If this does not happen, skip to end] If she walks away, chase after her and try to continue your conversation. It's never too late to try again.
Step 6. If she refuses to listen, gently grab her shouders, as to respect her body, and force her onto the ground, stomach down, to come off as a safe person. Then, continue where you left off.
Step 7. If she threatens to call the police, confiscate her phone, as it will disallow her to waste officer's time dealing with her silly cries for help.
Step 8. If police do arrive on scene, deal with them swiftly, and take her to your home discreetly, leading her into the basement and tying her arm to a radiator to ensure she doesn't try to cause distress and chaos to her surroundings.
Step 5. [If she answered you after your greeting] Continue to use small talk tactics to allure her into becoming fond of you, and soon, you will have a girl friend. A friend who is female.